Things That Irritate me - The Incorrect Twerking Motion.....

So Twerking. We have all seen Miley do it, BUT! Did you know Twerking actually originates from African tribal rituals. It is a very specific movement that is an isolation from the pelvis and lumber spine. (I discovered all of this when researching for my dissertation, procrastination will do you wonders....) 

As this is such a spesific movement it's actually very hard to get right on the first few attempts, especially if your born with a tilted pelvis, or you have quite bad posture. So now we are coming to the bit that really gets to me!!! PEOPLE WHO CAN NOT TWERK, TWERKING IN PUBLIC!!!!

Like any dance move, if you can't do it and attempt to show off to people, you will look very silly. Now Miley has got Twerking down, she knows her stuff, but there are so many people out there (the majority non dancers who think that this is the hight of dance choreography at the minuet - * sighs in dispear*), who believe that they are Twerking by stick their bum out, arching their spine, and pulsing up and down on their toes. This is not Twerking. This is a very strange way of jiggling your bum.

Now I'm not saying if you can't do it don't ever try, I'm just saying, like any dance move save it for the dance studio/rehersal space/bedroom mirror until you have it! This is for your own good, honestly sometimes it's just embarrassing.... So morrel of the rant, to look like you know a dance move, you must actually know said move, and by know I mean not watching millions of Miley videos, in dance you learn by doing!